On-the-Job Issues

As I have recently joined the 8-5 workers category there are a few issues I have come across recently and would like to bring to the discussion table. Namely, talking on the phone while in the bathroom. Perhaps this is an issue particular to this place of work (which shall remain nameless to protect those involved), but let me know if there are any other places where, if talking on the phone is not allowed while at the desk, people fit it in anywhere they can. But is the toilet really the best place for this? Let's look:

First of all, it's weird and awkward to walk into the toilet and hear "hey baby" from a stall, not to mention disconcerting. I'm not really sure how to respond to that, especially when its followed by "mmmhmmmm."

Second, how many times has the person on the other end of the line heard me pee? I'm not really certain I'm comfortable with that.

So just some small issues at the new workplace. Hopefully nothing that will cause any, er,accidents.